I have not abandoned you. Rather, I have been concentrating my efforts on a very modestly paying outlet: The North Park Press. I may still post things here that the Press deems inappropriate or, perhaps, too brilliant and insightful. In any case, please follow my work here.
Forever yours,
Kyle
2 comments:
too brilliant? I'm sure that must be it.
Meantime hang onto your pathetic delusions of competence (not grandeur, not - just delusions of competence).
Take a look at this....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
.... until the end of your meaningless life of mediocrity, know that anytime you have any feelings of comptence, you're merely experiencing the Dunning-Kruger effect.
You seem proud of what you pompously call a "rigidly opinionated nature" - fascinating. This is something of which it's worth being proud?
"Journalism" is not what it used to be - all mainstream paid "journalists" these days are merely stenographers for the corporate-controlled propaganda-machine.
I checked out some of your "stuff" - I was, shall we say . . . . underwhelmed?
Find something to do at which you're at least somewhat good. You're not going to make it as a paid writer - best stick to writing your little blogs in your jammies and bunny-slippers with your Cheetoh-stained fingers.
Ouch. I appreciate the time you put in to this, um, thorough evaluation of my work, but some of your assumptions just aren't quite accurate.
1) I prefer to blog in the nude. It helps me to get in tune with the Earth's natural rhythm and language.
2) I don't eat Cheetos. The Flaming Hots with Lime are pretty good, but it's been a while since I've indulged.
3) I actually already AM a paid writer. Those articles on the link in this post? Each of them brings me closer to a sweet, sweet stipend. I'm earning nearly EIGHT DOLLARS per article. Come semester's end, I'll be laughing my delusional, Dunning Kruger-affected head off all the way to the bank...
Thanks for the post. I treasure your readership.
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